K'nuckles: Flapjack.
Hey, Flapjack. Come with me!
We'll go and see a place called Candied Island!
Bubbie: ♪ Who needs Candied Island? ♪
♪ It's safer at the docks ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ But there ain't no streams of sodie pop
to go drippin' down the rocks ♪
Bubbie: ♪ It's dangerous and risky ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ But adventurous and free ♪
Flapjack: ♪ Adventure, that's the life for me ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ There's lollipop trees and a lemonade sea! ♪
Bubbie: Doesn't sound very good to me.
♪ the misadventures of... ♪
Flapjack: ♪ Flapjack ♪
[ SPLASH ]
[ INSECTS BUZZING ]
Bubbie: Now wait a min--
[ GAGGING ]
K'nuckles: Ahh! Time to relax.
Bubbie: Oh, I know you did not just track dirt
all over my mouth, K'nuckles!
K'nuckles: That was already there!
Probably left by something disgusting you ate,
like you're always doing!
Bubbie: You're the only disgusting thing in here,
so, clean it up!
K'nuckles: Eh, i'll do it later.
Bubbie: That's the tenth "later" this week!
K'nuckles: What?! You've been keeping track now?!
Bubbie: What other choice do i have?!
K'nuckles: All right, that's it!
Here's how you win a fight with womenfolk, Flap.
Flapjack: Oh!
K'nuckles: I guess you don't want me around anymore.
Bubbie: Hmph. K'nuckles: I'll leave you be,
here alone, alone with the boy.
It's hard enough raising up a kid.
But alone, by yourself?
Is that even possible?
Nobody knows.
Bubbie: Blaah!
K'nuckles: [ COUGHS, CLEARS THROAT ]
Well, that's that, I guess.
Bubbie: Mm-hmm.
So go, then!
K'nuckles: Oh, right.
Hmm? What was that?
Bubbie: I didn't say nothing!
K'nuckles: Oh.
Bubbie: Get outta here!
And don't ever come back!
K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ]
Bubbie: Didn't I tell you not to come back?!
K'nuckles: I don't know. You say a lot of things.
Bubbie: You need to apologize.
K'nuckles: Why are you doing this to me now?
Come on. Let me in!
Bubbie: You know where I stand.
K'nuckles: [ GROWLS ]
Fine!
I'll give you one last chance to give up.
I don't need you, anyway.
Flapjack: [ YAWNS ]
Mornin', Bubbie!
Bubbie: Mornin', baby.
Flapjack: Where's Cap'n?
Bubbie: He's gone, baby.
Flapjack: Oh, right.
He sure got you fooled,
pretending to leave.
But shouldn't he be back by now?
Bubbie: No, Flapjack.
Flapjack: He usually just sneaks back in after a fight.
Bubbie: No, baby, he's not coming back.
Not this time, not ever again.
Flapjack: W-w-what do you mean?
Bubbie: I mean, he's not gonna live here anymore.
Flapjack: And then after that, he'll live here, right, Bubbie?
Bubbie: He's a fool, Flapjack!
And he ain't gonna make a fool out of me any longer.
Hmph!
Flapjack: Peppermint Larry?
Have you seen Cap'n K'nuckles?
Oh, you poor thing.
- Flapjack: What? - Here, maybe this will help.
Flapjack: wow, thanks!
Mmm!
Feeling better, champ?
Flapjack: About what?
About K'nuckles and Bubbie?
Flapjack: Bubbie will take him back eventually, right?
Not this time, little soldier.
K'nuckles, you have a visitor.
K'nuckles: Hey, hey, Flappy! How you like it?
I know it's small, but I have the best seat in the house.
And it's my house, Flapjack!
Plus, the view ain't too shabby, either.
- Flapjack: View? - K'nuckles: Ah, um...
Flapjack: Cap'n, let me look!
Captain!
K'nuckles: [ WHISTLES ]
Flapjack: Cap'n, you got to come home.
- How do you get by? - K'nuckles: Shazam!
Pepper larry says I could have any candy
stuck to the leftover wrappers.
What are you doing?!
Flapjack: oh.
Don't you miss Bubbie?
K'nuckles: Why would I miss something that yells at me?
I like my new place.
Flapjack: [ CRYING ]
K'nuckles: Aw, come on!
Flapjack: Huh?
- Got any more? - K'nuckles: No!
Flapjack: You -- you got to come home, Cap'n.
K'nuckles: Ugh! Be quiet!
Flapjack: Thanks!
K'nuckles: You should take off.
I need to be alone to think about the future.
Flapjack: Okay!
- K'nuckles: Uh, hey, Flap! - Flapjack: hmm?
K'nuckles: Sure you're gonna be okay?
Flapjack: Why, was there something wrong?
K'nuckles: Attaboy!
Flapjack: [ MUNCHING ]
Gone already?
♪ Candy ♪
♪ Can you spare a piece of candy? ♪
♪ I need two pieces of candy
♪ for my broken heart ♪
♪ Oh, candy ♪
♪ I need a little candy ♪
♪ Can you spare a piece of candy ♪
♪ for me? ♪
♪ Went to the doctor late last night ♪
♪ He said, "Boy, you got that right" ♪
♪ Take two pieces of candy
♪ and call me ♪
- K'nuckles: How about sharing? - Flapjack: No!
It's the only thing that fills the void.
K'nuckles: Hey, I can play your sad game, too!
Pardon me, sir, can you help out a sad sailor?
Sure! Here you go.
Grow up!
- Flapjack: Did it work? - K'nuckles: Uh, not really.
Bubbie: Flapjack! Time to come home, baby!
Flapjack: Well, got to go.
K'nuckles: what, already?
Flapjack: See ya!
K'nuckles: Yeah.
See ya.
[ GROANING ]
♪ What is happening to me? ♪
♪ I'm feeling a bit strange ♪
♪ Is it possible that i've lost it all ♪
and my life's gone down the drain? ♪
♪ Do I really need to change? ♪
♪ Now that I'm on my own ♪
♪ I'm feeling all alone ♪
♪ I live in a crate, and it ain't that great ♪
♪ and I'm freezing to the bone ♪
♪ I wish I could go back home ♪
♪ Oh, Bubbie ♪
♪ why did you kick me out? ♪
♪ I got a raw deal, and now I feel ♪
♪ like I'm the odd man out ♪
♪ And Bubbie ♪
♪ How I wish I could come back ♪
♪ 'cause your warm insides make me warm inside ♪
♪ your heartbeat keeps me on track ♪
♪ And I guess I miss you and Flapjack ♪
♪ Do you see, do you see,
♪ do you see, Bubbie? ♪
♪ Sleeping peacefully there,
and I bet she's not aware
how much I'm in despair,
how I wish I was in there ♪
Bubbie: What was that?!
K'nuckles: [ GASPS ]
Bubbie: Flapjack! Wake up, baby. Wake up!
Flapjack: What is it, Bubbie?
Bubbie: I think someone's spying on us.
What do we do?
Flapjack: Get Cap'n to scare them away?
Bubbie: Oh, yeah. He used to do that, didn't he?
Hmph. He also always made me feel full
when he threw his empty syrup bottles down my stomach.
Well, maybe you should go,
you know, and ask him to come back.
Flapjack: Come back?! No!
He's got a new place now.
- He's doing great! - Bubbie: He is?
Flapjack: Yeah, this was all for the best, remember?
Bubbie: Well, oh, okay, if you say so, baby.
Flapjack: No, you said so, silly!
Hmm, getting kind of low. Aah!
Excuse me, sir, I just lost my Cap'n.
Eh, heard it before.
- Flapjack: Excuse me, ma'am -- - I've got my own problems.
- Live with it! - Grow up, kid!
Go away!
Flapjack: Aw, come on!
Bubbie, we need to get Cap'n back!
Bubbie: Baby, I thought you said it was working out for the best.
Flapjack: I was wrong.
Bubbie: Must have been all that candy clogging up your head.
Flapjack: yeah.
Bubbie: Sugar, I just don't know if I could live with K'nuckles anymore,
though it would be nice to have a man around to help out.
Flapjack: That's it, Bubbie! We'll take out an ad!
- Bubbie: An ad? - Flapjack: Yeah.
"Beautiful whale seeks strong adventurer type
to protect her and a young boy ."
Bubbie: Hmm... and to help out with the chores.
Flapjack: In exchange for room and board!
Bubbie: All right, then, i'll do it!
Flapjack: Perfect.
- Flapjack: Hey, Cap'n! - K'nuckles: Muah!
Flapjack: Now, I know you don't want to come back home.
K'nuckles: Mm-hmm, that's -- that's right.
Flapjack: And this place is kind of small.
K'nuckles: What?! I love it here!
Flapjack: Cap'n?
Look. I found you a new place.
K'nuckles: No! I'm telling you, I'm happy here!
Flapjack: well, I'm just gonna leave it for you right here.
Take a look when you're ready.
[ LAUGHS ]
Cap'n will answer the ad, and everyone will be together again!
Aahhh!
[ CROWD YELLING ]
Bubbie, what happened?!
Bubbie: Too many people
answered my ad!
Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
We can't live like this!
K'nuckles: hey-oh!
All right, all right!
Party's over, fellas.
Come on. Move along!
This whale's big, but she ain't that big!
Bubbie: Thanks, K'nuckles.
K'nuckles: Anytime, ma'am.
Bubbie: But how did you know about the ad?
Flapjack: I set it all up!
K'nuckles: Huh? What ad?
Flapjack: The newspaper ad I left with you, remember?
K'nuckles: Oh, that piece of paper?
Peppermint larry made me use that to plug up my view.
Flapjack: So why'd you come back?
K'nuckles: Flapjack, there comes a time in an adventurer's life
when you got to right the wrongs,
to make the wrongs right.
Bubbie: So are you gonna apologize, or what?
K'nuckles: Bubbie, I'm sorry.
Permission to come aboard?
Bubbie: Hmm... Permission granted.
Flapjack: Hooray, the Cap'n's home!
Bubbie: Oop! Better wipe your feet.
[ ALL LAUGH ]
Seriously, wipe your feet!
[ BELL RINGS ]
K'nuckles: Make sure you look all the way to the bottom of the barrel,
'cause that's where all the good stuff is.
Flapjack: I'm coming for you, good stuff!
Hey! That's private property!
Flapjack: What's private property?
K'nuckles: It means run for it!
Get back here, trespassers!
[ BOTH PANTING ]
You're...
[ PANTING ]
K'nuckles: Come on, Flap.
He can't catch us!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
You're... you're not under arrest.
Man, today was not my day.
Man, today was a heck of a day!
I made, like, 20 arrests!
Same here. I arrested, like, 15 trespassers!
I didn't have enough handcuffs,
so I had to drag them back to the station
in a huge headlock!
Good thing you've been doing all them push-ups!
Tell me about it. How about you, norm?
How many arrests did you have today?
Uh...I had, uh, two.
That's funny, 'cause I heard you couldn't even catch a little boy
and an old, fat man with wooden legs!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
I'm gonna show that kid and old man who's boss!
[ LAUGHS ]
Guys! Guys! Come see what I made!
It's the ultimate crime-fighting invention!
I call it the bi-cycle!
Bi-cycle!
That's right, the bi-cycle!
"Bi" meaning two,
and "Cycle" meaning circle!
The bi-cycle can outrun any man known to man!
Allow me to demonstrate!
[ BELL RINGS ]
Look at me go! Whee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee!
Bi-cycle? More like dumb-cycle!
Dumb cycle!
Grrr!
Flapjack: Are you sure this isn't trespassing?
K'nuckles: It's only trespassing if you get caught.
You're caught! And under arrest!
K'nuckles: Ah, he'll never be able to catch us!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
You can't catch us! You can't catch us!
[ BELL RINGS ]
Both: Huh?!
I did it. I...I did it.
I finally arrested somebody!
[ LAUGHS ]
let it be known throughout stormalong
that this is the dawn of a new era!
The era of me
making arrests!
[ LAUGHS ]
Flapjack: We'll never be able to dig in the garbage again.
K'nuckles: the only way to escape from this guy
is to make our own bi-cycle.
- Flapjack: Well, how? - K'nuckles: with our hands.
Flapjack: And teamwork!
K'nuckles: Come on. Let's go steal.
Mm-hmm.
Well, that wasn't so hard to build.
Let's see him catch us now.
Thieves! You're under arrest!
[ BOTH PANTING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ INSECTS BUZZING ]
Flapjack: I want to go in that trash barrel so bad.
K'nuckles: we can't do nothing fun as long as he's got that bi-cycle!
[ BELL RINGS ]
Come on! I got a plan!
And so, the constable caught the bad man,
and the penal system lived happily ever after.
Tuck, tuck!
Good night, my darling.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ BELL RINGS ]
K'nuckles: [ GROANING ]
Oof!
Flapjack: aah!
[ GROANING ]
K'nuckles: Ching-ching!
Oh!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
K'nuckles: Let's see this bi-cycle try and swim!
Well, that's the end of that!
[ BELL RINGS ]
But -- but -- but --
Nice try.
But that was just the prototype.
It's the real, it's the real bicycle.
It's the real. It's the real...
Flapjack: Should we start running again, Cap'n?
K'nuckles: yes.
[ BOTH PANTING ]
[ BELL RINGS ]
K'nuckles: That constable and his bike are unstoppable.
Flapjack: What do we do now?
K'nuckles: There's only one thing to do, boy.
We...
we don't break the law anymore.
Flapjack: Cap'n, no!
K'nuckles: Starting now we lead a life
of law-abiding citizens.
Flapjack: How do we do that?
K'nuckles: By doing absolutely nothing.
Flapjack: [ WHIMPERS ]
Both: Huh?!
You two are under arrest!
K'nuckles: But we're not even doing anything!
Yes, you are. You're...you're loitering!
That's it, loitering.
Flapjack: Hubba-wha?
K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLES ]
- Huh? - Flapjack: Wha--?
You're under arrest!
K'nuckles: What for?
For...not having candy licenses!
You're under arrest.
K'nuckles: What for now?!
Because I feel like it!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ BELL RINGS ]
K'nuckles: Ching-ching! Ching-ching!
Ching-ching-ching! Ching-ching!
Flapjack: Cap'n! Are you okay?
K'nuckles: Ching-ching, ching-ching!
Ching-ching! Ching-ching!
Aahhh!
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Flapjack: Oh, Cap'n.
It pains me to see you like this.
K'nuckles: Let's face it, Flap.
It's just too good of an invention.
Flapjack: Don't worry, Cap'n.
I know who can help us.
K'nuckles: So, anyway, we figured if anyone could stop this guy,
It'd be you.
Ah, yes.
I've heard of this so-called "bi-cycle, "
"Bi" meaning two
and "Cycle" meaning circle.
It's a quaint, little contraption, really.
Why, I could invent ten things better than that doohickey.
Flapjack: will you help us?
I'll need...
a handkerchief.
[ CRYING ]
that bi-cycle may possibly be
the greatest invention ever made!
I can't top that. I ...I...
I'm a failure!
[ WEEPING ]
Flapjack: I know!
A bi-cycle with three wheels!
And we'll call it the tri-cycle!
K'nuckles: Nah. Sounds too much like bi-cycle.
What else you do you got?
Flapjack: And we'll call it the "put your tushy
on the cycle" cycle.
Stop this.
Your ideas are an insult to my profession.
I have a few inventions that never became popular with the public.
I call this one the automobile.
- It runs on gasoline and -- K'nuckles: Next!
I call this one the heliocopter.
Not only is it fast, but it can fly!
K'nuckles: That will never work.
- The jet pack? - K'nuckles: nah.
- The rocket? - K'nuckles: No.
- The pocket-sized teleporter? - K'nuckles: wait.
What's that thing in your hand?
A stick -- I use it for pointing.
K'nuckles: we'll take it!
Let's see that constable arrest us now.
You're under arrest.
K'nuckles: sure we are.
[ BELL RINGS ]
Do your stuff, stick.
Both: Aah!
[ BOTH PANTING ]
Flapjack: Aah! Aah!
Oh!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
Come back, you two! Come back!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
Flapjack: looks like the greatest invention of all
was your legs, and I know how to use them.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
Come back here!
Come back, or i'll...
aww!
Hey, Norm, you got any extra handcuffs?
[ LAUGHS ]
[ BELL RINGS ]
♪ Candy ♪
♪ Can you spare a piece of candy? ♪
♪ I need two pieces of candy ♪
♪ For my broken heart ♪
♪ Oh, candy ♪
♪ I need a little candy ♪
♪ Can you spare a piece of candy
for me? ♪